Listen, I-- I've seen way too many people get their careers ruined over old Halloween costumes. I'm not doing it.
Why don't you just put on some facepaint and be a zombie or something?
Dude, facepaint gets people in way more trouble than anything else. I mean, I have no idea what's gonna be offensive in ten years!
Oh, c'mon, Charlie! Where's your Halloween spirit? When you put on a costume, you can be anything!
Pim, that's insane.
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