I used to sit in the backyard and try to pick up Martian signals on my dad's ham radio.
Umm, Martians use infrared, silly.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
RRachel
I've only seen love like that once in my life.
What happened?
RRachel
The director yelled "Cut".
Look, I know how this is gonna sound coming from me, but you and Kara are from different worlds. Just be careful, okay?
Chloe, Kara is from Minnesota. It's not like she's from another planet.
What? I can't believe you've never had famous franks before!
I can't believe anyone's had famous franks. That thing could survive a nuclear holocaust!
[Grant kisses Lois.]
I'm glad I got that off my chest.
Wow. If news of that spread through the mail room I'd have my name on your door by tomorrow. That's sexual harassment.
[Lois kisses Grant.]
But that wasn't.
I would do anything for Clark.
Even kill. What a lucky guy!
LLara
Jor-El? Is that you?
I'm Kal-El.
LLara
Kal-El... My son, my beautiful boy. You're a man now.
Ok everybody, time to stop gawking, start reporting! You're journalists, not stargazers, let's move!
Hey! Hey! Hey! I know the blue K is seriously cramping your style, but you don't have to grind your finger off!
Chloe, I don't know what else to do. It's unbreakable.
Okay, look, considering what all the other flavors of kryptonite do, being normal may not be such a bad thing.
(after finding the bomb disgused as a present) Oh wow. I have the worst Secret Santa ever.
GGrant
Lois has a mysterious way of diving for a penny and coming up with the Holy Grail.
[Bizarro finds Brainiac.]
Look at yourself, you can barely catch a rat.
I am the Brain InterActive Construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me.
Are you telling me the truth?
Lying to you would be like lying to a mollusk. There's no point.
(laughs sarcastically) If this doesn't check out, I'll shove you back into the test tube myself.
Jor-El! I'm searching for something, I think Kara might have brought it here.
(The Fortress console lights up) Leave here at once, phantom!
And what if I don't? What are you gonna do? You're just a voice Jor-El, an echo from the past, I mean what are you are gonna do.... lecture me to death?
(The Fortress begins to shake) You are not welcome here!
Don't worry Jor-El, I'll find what I'm looking for sooner or later.
(Bizarro flies away)
Finder's keepers. I like the look. Italian?
BCBlack Canary
Why? You're thinking of trading in your tights?
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