Bizarro quotes from Smallville

Hey Clark! Do you ever wonder what would happen to all of these humans if you weren't here to play savior? I know you do; you'd just never admit it.

Clark

You don't know anything about me.

No, Clark. I know everything about you. I didn't just borrow your DNA; I have all your memories, all your thoughts, every last twisted one of them. When I'm living your life, I won't make those same mistakes.

Look at yourself, you can barely catch a rat.

I am the Brain InterActive Construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me.

Are you telling me the truth?

Lying to you would be like lying to a mollusk. There's no point.

(laughs sarcastically) If this doesn't check out, I'll shove you back into the test tube myself.

Jor-El! I'm searching for something, I think Kara might have brought it here.

Jor-El

(The Fortress console lights up) Leave here at once, phantom!

And what if I don't? What are you gonna do? You're just a voice Jor-El, an echo from the past, I mean what are you are gonna do.... lecture me to death?

Jor-El

(The Fortress begins to shake) You are not welcome here!

Don't worry Jor-El, I'll find what I'm looking for sooner or later.