Lana Lang quotes from Smallville

Lex Luthor

This isn't you.

Lana Lang

Why? Because I'm not doing exactly as I'm told? Because I'm not stuck in a corner hiding in a book? For once I am not afraid of life and nobody can handle it cause you all prefer the insecure little girl. Well I'm sick of her and all of her talk about her dead parents.

Lana Lang

You think too much, Clark.

Clark Kent

Right now, I'm thinking you don't seem like yourself.

Lana Lang

Or maybe... [starts to undress] ...I'm more me than ever.

Clark Kent

Lana... this is crazy.

Lana Lang

That's the point. If life doesn't make you crazy, then why bother living it? I know that's how I want it.

Pete Ross

This is just a pit stop. We wanted to take advantage of your 2-for-1 deal.

Lana Lang

I figure that's the last step before I institute topless waitressing.

Pete Ross

Well, here's to hoping it fails miserably.

Clark Kent

Chloe likes me.

Lana Lang

So how do you feel about her?

Clark Kent

Like maybe we could be more than friends. When I saw her with Justin today, I got kinda...

Lana Lang

Jealous?

Clark Kent

It's like you find out this secret and it colors everything. I just can't believe I never saw it before.

Lana Lang

Sometimes the right person can be right in front of your eyes and you never even know it.

Clark Kent

The printer's jammed, the scanner's broken, and the Spring Formal event schedule is late. Chloe leaves for a day and the Torch goes down in flames.

Lana Lang

It's safe to say we won't lose you to the entrancing world of journalism.

Clark Kent

You know, I remember the first time I met Chloe. It was eighth grade. She'd just transferred from Metropolis and I was assigned to show her around. The first thing she wanted to know was where she could buy a copy of the Planet so she could keep in touch with civilization. When she found out I lived on a farm, she insisted I invite her over to experience it first hand. I think she thought I was Amish. When I brought her up here, she just kissed me, right out of the blue.

Lana Lang

Why'd she do that?

Clark Kent

She said "I know you've been thinking about that all day, so I figured we'd get it out of the way and be friends".

Lana Lang

When the tornado came, I thought this was it. Fate had finally found me. Then I saw you in the truck and you put your arms around me and you told me that everything was going to be okay. I know, it sounds crazy, but I started to think of all the other times that you've been there to protect me. And I thought maybe there's more to Clark Kent than meets the eye.

Clark Kent

You're right. It does sound crazy. I mean, there's nothing more to me than what you see.

Clark Kent

[reading a poem] It's a little mushy.

Lana Lang

I almost forgot. Clark Kent, the man of steel.

Clark Kent

My mom's been kind of secretive the last couple days.

Lana Lang

A Kent secretive. That's shocking.

Lana Lang

All these years, I've had this image of the Kents as the perfect family.

Clark Kent

I guess we're just as dysfunctional as everyone else.

Lana Lang

What's wrong?

Chloe Sullivan

Clark and I just had a massive blow-out.

Lana Lang

About what?

Chloe Sullivan

His secrets, privacy... my pathological inability to curb my curiosity.

Lana Lang

I have done pretty well without a father this long. I don't know why I thought I needed one now.

Clark Kent

I do. Lana, we're different. We don't get to see our biological parents every day, and see a little piece of who we are, who we may become. If I had a chance to get to know my birth parents, I wouldn't give up just because the first meeting didn't go the way I hoped.

Clark Kent

Lana, have you seen Chloe?

Lana Lang

She's at the Sheriff Station giving her statement.

Clark Kent

I don't remember ordering a side of hostility.

Lana Lang

I can't believe you accused Ian of murdering Mr. Frankel!

Clark Kent

Lana, you have to believe me. I don't know how he did it but he is lying to everyone.

Lana Lang

A boy with secrets. I'm surprised you guys aren't fast friends.

Clark Kent

Don't try to turn this around on me. He's seeing you and Chloe at the same time. He's at her house. She's his alibi!

Lana Lang

Clark, they were finishing up an interview!

Clark Kent

Does Chloe always finish up her interviews by making out with the subjects?

Lana Lang

Whitney's shared more with me since we broke up than when we were together. What is it with guys and their emotions? The closer you get to them, the more they keep everything in.

Chloe Sullivan

Must be some sort of protective instincts. You know, maybe we should just stop falling for guys who are trying to save the world.

Lana Lang

It seems like every person that I've ever gotten close to just leaves.

Clark Kent

That's not true.

Lana Lang

Yeah, it is. My parents, Nell, now Whitney. I know I haven't been a good friend.

Clark Kent

You've been a great friend.

Lana Lang

No, I have doubted you, accused you of things, and still you're here protecting me. I don't care if you have secrets, Clark. You are the one good, constant thing in my life and I don't want to lose you too.

Clark Kent

I'm not going anywhere.