Lois Lane quotes from Smallville

Let me guess. You two have a lovers' spat?

Lois

Clark and I don't spat. There was no spatting.

Carter Hall

You know, the philosopher Nietzsche believed we shouldn't live for the future, but for the present. He thought that people who chased after some far-off future dream were really running away from their true destiny.

Lois Lane

Yeah, well, Nietzsche can call me a chicken if he wants, but he has never dated someone like Clark Kent.

Carter Hall

It wouldn't have mattered. To him, the true hero was the person who embraced the life that he or she was given and made it better. He called that person "Übermensch".

Lois Lane

A Superman.

Carter Hall

Nietzsche believed we could all be one. In our own way.

Lois Lane

Somebody should put Godfrey in some serious restraints. Who knew Mr. Family Values had such a dark side?

Kara Kent

Godfrey's not so special. There's two sides to everyone... even heroes.

Lois Lane

There is a guy out there, Gordon Godfrey, and he thinks that Green Arrow is my ex-boyfriend.

Oliver Queen

He does?

Lois Lane

Hmm.

Oliver Queen

You know I think we just leave him alone. You know let the blowhard eventually blow himself out, and in the meantime I can handle a few slings and arrows. I'm sure you can too.

Lois Lane

Oliver, Godfrey's got proof! He has a secret chapter about you, and he's gonna post it online tomorrow. He knows who you are.

Oliver Queen

Maybe people deserve to know the truth.

Lois Lane

People deserve to be saved. And it's safer for you to be in the shadows, it's safer for all the heroes.

Oliver Queen

Maybe, or maybe the cost of keeping my secret is getting too high, and it's time to pay the piper.

Lois Lane

If you're not seriously gonna stand up and kick this creep to the curb, then I will!

Lois Lane

Come on. Did you forget? Tomorrow's our Smallville High reunion.

Clark Kent

Did you say our reunion?

Lois Lane

Yes.

Clark Kent

You were enrolled there for like...

Lois Lane

Twenty three days.

Clark Kent

You showed up for five.

Lois Lane

That's a record in my book. Smallville is the closest thing to a past that this military brat has, and I am not gonna miss it. We don't have to be dating to show up at a reunion together.

Clark Kent

There's a lot of memories there for me.

Lois Lane

Come on, Clark. It would mean a lot to me, seeing all those familiar faces, like I had a place to fit in. And you, I mean, you put the Smallville in Smallville, Smallville.

Wait a minute. Oh, no. Kryptonite again?

Clark Kent

Look, I...

(looks into Clark's eyes) Blue? Red? Not green? Please tell me it's not the black. Because that was a disaster.

Clark Kent

Look, I just... I need the Legion ring. Lois, do you know where it is?

Is that a joke, Clark? Touch it once, shame on you. Touch it twice it, shame on me. And actually, I could really use it right now, because we need to be on the opposite sides of town in ten minutes.

(to Clark) Won't this be the greatest, working together again? Our names looked terrific side-by-side on that byline. I mean, it's like we were meant to be partners, Clark. You're the Popeye to my Olive. The Mickey to my Minnie.

Lois Lane

The sick to my stomach.

Lois Lane

Ow! Uh What the hell? (goes to punch Cat but is stopped by Clark)

Clark Kent

Ladies, who wants to go first?

Lois Lane

She stabbed me!

(at the same time as Lois) She's the Blur!

Lois Lane

That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. And I thought you were a bottle blonde.

Clark Kent

All my life I've been afraid, Lois. Afraid of people knowing the truth about me. Afraid of them rejecting me, and even if they didn't, still losing them. I've been afraid of everything I can't control. But when I was faced with the idea of losing you forever, it made me realize there's something I'd regret more than anything else, and that's not telling you the truth about me. 'Cause that's the only way we could share a life together. I know the odds are stacked against us and we'd be risking everything, but if you're ready to take that leap, there's no one else that I'd want to take that leap with. Lois, you've had a lot of questions about The Blur, it's me. I'm The Blur.

Lois Lane

(jumps on Clark, kissing him) What took you so long?

Clark Kent

(confused, realizing that she already knows) What? You...

Lois Lane

Our "Twilight Zone" acid trip to the, uh, Phantom prison - that place was...

Clark Kent

Kryptonian.

Lois Lane

Mm. And that horny-toad-looking thing that crashed Chloe and Jimmy's wedding?

Clark Kent

Kryptonian.

Lois Lane

Mm. And the spaceship that I found in the woods near the dam?

Clark Kent

Also Kryptonian, but it wasn't mine - it was my cousin's.

Lois Lane

Sorry about the third degree, Clark. It's just not every week a girl learns her boyfriend's an...

Clark Kent

Alien? And you're still okay with that?

Lois Lane

Are you kidding me? It's like dating a god or Bono.

Lois Lane

Meteor rock. Maybe that's why when I pulled that blue dagger out of your chest, you - you healed.

Clark Kent

You did that?

Lois Lane

Yeah.

Clark Kent

Lois, you didn't just heal me, you brought me back. You saved me.

Lois Lane

Well sometimes even the hero needs a guardian angel, Clark.

Lois Lane

Hear me out, Clark. Okay, I wasn't a big fan of Ollie's coming-out party, and I used to think that it was best for you to stay in the shadows, too, but maybe someday soon, you'll have to step into the light. You can be a symbol to inspire everyone that this planet could be a better place.

Clark Kent

I'm not sure anyone's ready to believe a stranger from a strange land.

Lois Lane

If they know the real Clark Kent, then I am sure the rest of the world will believe in you as much as I do.

Clark Kent

If we leave now, we'll be back in a flash.

Lois Lane

Oh, but Clark, I'm such a delicate flower... I will, I will wilt in that heat.

Clark Kent

So, what are you in the mood for?

Lois Lane

Oh, I'm in the mood. Just not for breakfast.

Clark Kent

Lois, the bedroom's upstairs.

Lois Lane

Mm-hmm. But the porch swing -- it's out there.

I am Mera, wife of Orin, future king of the Seven Seas. The one you call Arthur Curry.

Lois Lane

A.C. got married. Aren't you just full of reveals?

Orin is finally embracing his destiny and leading his people.

Lois Lane

Hang on. "His people". Like, down under and not Australia? Anyway, I need to find Clark.

Certainly you're not a partner in his endeavors?

Lois Lane

Wow, some people get a ring on their finger, and everyone else's relationship just doesn't cut it.

Spoken like one who can't be satisfied by a man of her own kind. You desire those who are extraordinary - first Orin, then Oliver, now Clark.

Lois Lane

You've gotta be kidding me? Little Mermaid? Your prince and I dated for a day.

It's understandable that you would seek a superior being companion. I'm just surprised that powerful men would choose someone of lesser ability.

Lois Lane

Listen, squid lips, you don't know anything about me or Clark.

I know you came here looking for Clark. You're in the dark...protected but not included. Do you really want the harsh light of truth?