Clark Kent quotes from Smallville

Clark Kent

I can't believe we’re creeping around looking for road kill.

Chloe Sullivan

The deer's in there... the door's locked. I'm gonna go find a maintenance worker.

Clark Kent

Chloe, it's open.

Chloe Sullivan

How'd you do that?

Clark Kent

Kent charm.

Lex Luthor

I hear you're taking a tour of my plant tomorrow.

Chloe Sullivan

It's a class field trip.

Lex Luthor

What'd you do wrong?

Clark Kent

It's that bad?

Clark Kent

Look, Earl worked on the farm for six seasons. I spent 12 hours a day with the guy out in the fields. He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.

Chloe Sullivan

Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come I've never heard you play?

Clark Kent

I kept snapping the guitar strings. I think Earl got sick of replacing them.

Welcome to LuthorCorp, where we give a crap.

Chloe Sullivan

(to Clark) Okay, somebody kill me now.

A little fertilizer humor there. Before we go inside I need you to remove all your cellphones, pagers, jewelery. Anything that jangles, dangles or rings can go in these plastic trays right here. All right? Any other questions?

Clark Kent

I heard there was a third level to the plant, is that true?

Yeah, that's where we do the alien autopsies.

Chloe Sullivan

(to Clark) Don't encourage him.

Pete Ross

What are you gonna do now that you're officially home alone?

Clark Kent

I was thinking of having a few people over.

Chloe Sullivan

Do my ears deceive me or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?

Clark Kent

A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe even Lana.

Chloe Sullivan

With or without her posable action-figure boyfriend?

Martha Kent

We called six times last night, spoke with six different people, none of whom knew who you were.

Clark Kent

It was supposed to be an intimate occasion.

Jonathan Kent

Clark, where have you been?

Clark Kent

The hospital.

Martha Kent

That's it. I'm never leaving home again.

Lex Luthor

You know it belonged to Alexander the Great? They said the design symbolizes strength and courage.

Clark Kent

I can't exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest.

Lex Luthor

Darker times call for darker methods. His opponents thought he was invincible.

Clark Kent

I didn't know you were such a history buff.

Lex Luthor

I'm not. I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty.

Lana Lang

Don't worry, Lex. You still have a few years to go.

Chloe Sullivan

It figures you'd side with her.

Clark Kent

I'm not taking anyone's side.

Chloe Sullivan

Yeah right, Clark, you're completely objective in all things Lana.

Clark Kent

Phelan came back after you were arrested. I got so angry that I grabbed him. And for a second, I wanted to... I wanted to kill him.

Jonathan Kent

But you didn't, right?

Clark Kent

Yeah, but I was close.

Jonathan Kent

Believe me, son, I know all there is to know about losing your temper. But you can't afford to do it. This is Phelan's game, and he will play your fear and your anger but you cannot let him get to you.

Clark Kent

I don't care. I won't let anybody hurt you and mom.

Jonathan Kent

And he knows that. But once you cross that line, there's no going back.

Lana Lang

Clark, what happened to you last night?

Clark Kent

I wasn't feeling well. Guess I'm not much of a city guy.

Chloe Sullivan

You can take the boy off the farm but you can't take the farm out of the boy.

Clark Kent

No, I think I'll play it by ear, you know, fly by the seat of my pants...

Pete Ross

Clark, you're not the flying type.

Jonathan Kent

Clark, you know you can't donate.

Clark Kent

I know, dad but what am I supposed to tell her?

Martha Kent

That you have a problem with needles, which you technically do.

Clark Kent

Great, not only do I lie, but I look like a wuss.

Clark Kent

Have you ever got information that you wish you hadn't?

Lex Luthor

In my experience I've found you can never have too much information.

Clark Kent

Don't do this. I'm your friend.

Lex Luthor

Oh please. You think I don't see the way your parents look at me? The way half the town looks at me? You're no different. Friendship's a fairy tale, Clark. Respect and fear are the best you can hope for.

Clark Kent

I don't see myself being a farmer when I grow up.

Lana Lang

What do you want to do?

Clark Kent

I'm not sure. Just as long as it doesn't involve putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying.