Clark Kent quotes from Smallville

Lois

Please tell me we weren't just set up.

Clark

Looks like it.

Lois

Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.

Clark

I take it I'm the halibut.

Lois

Naturally.

Lois

Wait. I knew I'd kissed you before, in the alley. You're Green Arrow.

Clark

Hardly. I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver.

Lois

Oliver? Oh, my god. All those times he disappeared... what is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? Thank god I finally found a normal guy.

Clark

What do you mean "normal"? Oliver's not even in the same league as me.

Lois

You don't have to be macho just for me. I like the dorky farm boy thing.

Clark

Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers-

Lois

Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it's adorable.

Clark

You know, Lois, I think that it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent.

Clark

[Taking Lana] C'mon Lana, if no one else in this room is gonna save you from Lex, then I will.

Lois

[Holding Clark] I don't think so, Lana is your past.. I'm your future.

Clark

This is the present.

Lana

I'm not a competition.

Clark

You are to Lex. He didn't tell you? He's always wanted everything I've ever had. And you were at the top of that list. You're just a trophy to him. And he's nothing but your consolation prize.

Jimmy

Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think that you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks that you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?

Clark

Jimmy, hold on.

Jimmy

But if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain't no lie.

Clark

It's nice to see that you'd risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.

Jimmy

A girl like that... worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.

Clark

I feel the same way. As her friend. Nothing more, I swear.

Lex

Looks like you're working out some issues there.

Clark

Just doing a little honest work, Lex. You should try it sometime.

Lex

Why start now? My life's perfect.

Lex

I just wanted to take a little sleigh ride down memory lane, visit the scene of the crime. Hey, here's where you took my fiancée after kidnapping her, right before you tried to kill me.

Clark

I wasn't myself that night... I'm sorry.

Lex

Sorry? What, that you didn't finish the job? You know, I'm still a bit fuzzy on the details, what with you trying to choke the life out of me, but what fascinates me is how after all that, Lana could still feel safe coming here.

Clark

That was her choice. I had nothing to do with it.

Lex

You never do. That's all right. You see, I understand the allure of trying to unravel the mystery of Clark Kent. I suffered from it once too. When I thought you mattered.

Chloe

Face it, Clark, I'm a walking time bomb.

Clark

Then consider me your own personal bomb squad.

Chloe

Clark, I need you to X-ray me.

Clark

What?

Chloe

Clark, come on, we're both adults. Now just do it!

Clark

I waited for you....

Lana

Clark!

Clark

What happened?

Lana

I'm..I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you...but I wanna be with Lex

Clark

That's not true. He got to you didn't he?

Lana

No, please just believe me and let it go.

Clark

Let it go?...Let it go? Lana I love you....I love you!

Chloe

Clark, slow down! I don't have enough money to hire a full-time maid to clean up every time you decide to blow in!

Clark

What did you find?

Clark

How could Lana do it? How could she marry Lex?

Martha

I don't know Clark, but she made her choice.

Clark

Or someone made it for her.

Clark

I'm not going to punch you, Lois.

Lois

Fine. Then you take the dive. (she punches Clark in his stomach and hurts her hand) That is not just a six-pack under your shirt! That's a steel kegger!

Chloe

There is an old abandoned hospital on Paper Mill road, just like he said. And it's owned by--

Clark

--LuthorCorp. It's probably another 33.1 franchise.

Chloe

I was gonna go check it out, but I thought it would be more wise for me to come get my army of one.

Clark

I saw Lana the day of the wedding and she was gonna leave you. What did you do her?

Lex

I don't know. The answer must have gotten lost in that dark abyss we call my soul.