Kieran, JJ and others in “Unfinished Business”

  We've gotta stand up, say our names and a unique fact about ourselves. Right, I'll start. Christ. Uh, I'm Kieran and I hate being a fucking teacher. You.

  I'm JJ. With regard to mathematic aptitude I'm in the top 0.3% of the population which is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxically my communication interpersonal and intuitive skills are towards the lower quartiles.

  Yeah, you've stopped me in my fucking tracks there. Yeah, you.

  I'm Katie. I've never not had a boyfriend since I was seven.

  Congratulations. You.

Emily

  I'm Emily. Never had a boyfriend.

  Shit happens. You.

Naomi

  I'm Naomi. I hate injustice. People tell lies about me.

Effy

  I'm Effy and I think my mum's having an affair.

  Good one. Shows enterprise. What about you, big man?

Freddie

  I'm Freddie. I met a girl I liked today. She's like beautiful. That's it.