Hey, Dinesh. Dinesh. I'm on the phone with the bank and they say they need an extra form for your payroll, because of your visa?
Visa? What visa? I'm a fucking US citizen.
[on phone] I have Dinesh Chugtai here, and he's pretty irate because... Oh, I see. Bertram Gilfoyle is the foreign national. Citizen of Canada. Okay, thank you.
You're Canadian?
Your "borders" are merely a construct. I prefer to think of myself as a citizen of the world.
Do you mind just sending them the form so they know you're here legally?
Yes, I mind. And also I may not be. To wit, maybe you could make out my checks to cash? Or bitcoin.
I didn't know I was working with an illegal.
The irony.
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