Well I think you did an amazing job. The proverbial needle in a hay stack.
Proverbial bomb in a hay stack more like.
Better not say that too loudly. Bomb. I was told that if you said certain key words more than five times, MI5 would come down and swoop on you.
What? You think we're being bugged do you?
Well how else did they know that I was taking my laptop home?
Eh...bicycle, tricycle, icicle....bomb, bum, does my bomb look big in this?
Have you started without me?
Oh...just what i need. A drink.
Oh we're going for a drink now.
Leo said that he was gonna take us for a slap up meal.
Oh good call Leo. eh...its now dinner.
I did not say that I would pay for it.
Eh dinner somewhere very expensive. See you there.
Harry! There's more bacteria in a human bite than a human rectum.
Oh really. Didn't have time to find out sadly
Perhaps you'd prefer it if I retrained as a paramedic?
Perhaps you'd prefer it if I retrained as one of your adoring 25 year olds?
It's a bit late for that isn't it?
Fracture to the right cheek, fracture to the left cheek and fracture to the right temple. That would indicate something more like....crushing.
Excuse me. (trying to get past Harry)
Oh I'm sorry. Just trying to make medical history. Didn't see you there.
Any ideas what that is yet?
Well, from the lack of sweat I don't think he'd been wearing it long. But it is heavily damaged. I don't know. Could just be a piece of teenage paraphernalia. I used to wear this sort of thing all the time.
You used to wear 25 bangles and rainbow legwarmers....shall we check him for those as well?
(after Nikki turns up at his door) Didn't I order you for 12?
So, what have you been up to?
Well, I've been offered a role as a special peace envoy, and I've also been told that I may be shot into deep space to continue with our research.
Why does everyone keep asking me that?
I never usually ask you that and mean it. As embarrassing as it is, we are good friends aren't we? besides the jokes?
Actually they're really rather brilliant jokes but you know, you can talk to me. I'm usually pretty good in a crisis aren't I?
It's not from his chin Nikki.
[Nikki looks shocked]
Perhaps you should get out more?
Perhaps you should stay in more.
[about Leo] He said he's never seen an elephant before.
[As Leo takes a photo of some zebras] Have you told him they're not elephants?
[giggles ] I haven't heard that word in years.
Does that tell us something about the word, or you?
What do you mean 'don't get any ideas'? I'm just passing by.
I saw the way you looked at her.
Well, just a little idea. The world would be a very dull place without little ideas. Can't help it. Involuntary response.
Oh all right, all right, maybe there is a little tiny degree of volition... but there's a strong, uncontrollable 'thing' over there and if there wasn't there wouldn't be any... poetry.
Yeah, love, poetry, art, bad song lyrics.
You walk by an open door, see a good looking girl, have a lascivious thought and somehow you've turned it into love, poetry and art.
It's an extraordinary talent.
Is it a phase you're going through?
No. Do remember Leo normally being so very interested in calcification? I don't think so. She is good looking hence her enthusiasm. Doesn't matter how old the dog is-
[Nikki giggles ]
[to Harry] You are brilliant.
Oh don't say things like that. They go straight to his head.
[Harry flicks Nikki's nose]
N Neil
What's the point of giving you my name? No one will remember me anyway.
I need to know what name to put on your toe tag.
MO Man over radio
We've got a KAD in attendance.
P Policeman
Sorry. 'Know it all doctor'.
[to Nikki] Well at least we know Harry's alright.
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