My past seems to be rapidly catching up with me.
That's because you're slow.
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(pulls rope around Harry's neck)
Oww!
I think you like it really.
Woah (as car suddenly stops)
Sorry.
Oh no. I love the feel of whiplash in the morning.
What happened? Have you been put on something else?
Apparently.
Oh well. Enjoy.
(in mocking tone) Oh what a shame. I thought it would've been fun to do the bone finding thing together.
Sadly he is now at one with the subsoil of the kingslin motorcross track. So I will now never know whether or not he gave her variant CJD.
So...in other words, you might be free for the next 3 or 4 hours?
Her name's Morona Hearne. She's Floria's mother and she's being treated for psychotic episodes relating to bipolar.
How do you know? And why am I carrying your bag?
Leo? Do you know where Leo is?
Is he not in his office?
Oh yes. His office. Let me check again for the second time. No, still not there.
Maybe he's in a hotel with his lover.
Which one?
Which hotel or which lover?
Never mind.
Bet he's good in bed as well. It's really quite unfair.
She's a colleague. This is an inappropriate conversation.
Totally agree. Why you talking about it?
You did make him pay for the first date didn't you?
Was I meant to?
Yes! And you know...you're not going to...offer up the goodies too soon?
What goodies?
Oh God, I'm too late, aren't I?
Only me. She's gone home.
But I thought I sensed romance,
There is romance.
But she's a student. That's illegal.
Leo.
You and Leo?
Leo and Janet.
Are we all ready?
Within reason
She questions my taste.
You could back me up
That's rarely any fun
You identifying with her or something? Is this some kind of girl thing?
I wonder who put the 'men' in mentor?
Perhaps whoever put the 'you' in pain in the neck.
You are proposing to give a lecture to a room full of students wearing that? (the pumpkin scrubs)
Yeah.
Excellent.
I don't need the flattery of my students thanks.
Just because you've never dissected a flattery gland, doesn't mean you haven't got one.
[about the pumpkin scrubs] And that's where you got that?
Yeah. Should've worn them to the dinner. Would have camouflaged the spill from Nikki's Piña Colada.
It was a tiny splash.
It wasn't the size, it was the location.
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