Leo quotes from Silent Witness

Harry

so did you two decide what we were gonna do?

Nikki

Not really. [to Leo] Did we?

Harry

Film? [Everyone shakes heads] We may as well go home.

Leo

I've got a deck of cards.

Nikki

I've got a bottle of wine in my desk.

Leo

Funnily enough I've got a bottle of wine in my desk.

Harry

Why haven't I got a bottle of wine in my desk?

Nikki

You just quietly swig ethanol from the specimen jars don't you?

Leo

So...what's it to be?

Harry

Poker? You know why poker is called poker? (to Nikki)

Nikki

Have you ever played a game called punch in the face?

Leo

A lot of people want to play that game with Harry.

Leo

What do you know about Kindoki?

Harry

...It's a type of puzzle?

Harry

Bet he's good in bed as well. It's really quite unfair.

Leo

She's a colleague. This is an inappropriate conversation.

Harry

Totally agree. Why you talking about it?

Leo

You are proposing to give a lecture to a room full of students wearing that? (the pumpkin scrubs)

Harry

Yeah.

Leo

Excellent.

Leo

[about the pumpkin scrubs] And that's where you got that?

Harry

Yeah. Should've worn them to the dinner. Would have camouflaged the spill from Nikki's Piña Colada.

Nikki

It was a tiny splash.

Harry

It wasn't the size, it was the location.

Nikki

Well I think you did an amazing job. The proverbial needle in a hay stack.

Harry

Proverbial bomb in a hay stack more like.

Nikki

Better not say that too loudly. Bomb. I was told that if you said certain key words more than five times, MI5 would come down and swoop on you.

Harry

What? You think we're being bugged do you?

Nikki

Well how else did they know that I was taking my laptop home?

Harry

Eh...bicycle, tricycle, icicle....bomb, bum, does my bomb look big in this?

Nikki

(giggling in hysterics)

Leo

What's so funny?

Nikki

Shhh

Harry

Walls have ears.

Leo

Have you started without me?

Nikki

Oh...just what i need. A drink.

Harry

Oh we're going for a drink now.

Nikki

Leo said that he was gonna take us for a slap up meal.

Harry

Oh good call Leo. eh...its now dinner.

Leo

I did not say that I would pay for it.

Harry

Eh dinner somewhere very expensive. See you there.

Leo

[to Harry] You are brilliant.

Nikki

Oh don't say things like that. They go straight to his head.

We've got a KAD in attendance.

Leo

What's that?

Sorry. 'Know it all doctor'.

Leo

[to Nikki] Well at least we know Harry's alright.

Harry

Found a photo the other day inside a book. People sitting on a beach, drinking, having fun. Took me a minute to realise one of them was me.

Nikki

What were you wearing?

Harry

Nothing!

Nikki

You're not thinking of retiring?

Leo

No!...How old do you think I am?