[Knocking on bedroom doors] My birthday! Wake up! Wake up! I'm five!
[Franny comes down stairs] Hey, hey. Look who it is. The birthday girl.
[Sniffles, sighs] Presents?
Oh, no, no. It's not like Christmas, Franny. You're gonna get your presents tonight at your party. Oh. Hey. [Picks up Franny and carries her to kitchen] Come on. Let's go make some breakfast, huh? Whoof! Go sit! Yo, what up?
Why'd you guys sleep here last night?
Oh, the fumes at our new place from resurfacing the bathtub.
Good morning, Franny. Happy birthday.
Thank you.
These up for grabs?
No, don't touch.
Why?
I'm gonna sell them for cheap to the lunch debt kids.
What's a lunch debt kid?
Kids who run out of money on their food account. Can't eat the hot lunch till they pay up.
Is that even legal? Don't public schools have to feed the kids?
Yeah, but the lunch lady serves them gross shit like stale bread, government cheese, chunky pudding.
So you're capitalizing on the misfortunes of others by selling them your peanut butter sandwiches?
The American way. See you.
Hey, there's my sweet birthday princess! Who is five today?!
Me!
You?! [Tickles her] Ah!
I don't know! She looks like a big girl. Did you grow overnight? Are you sure you're not 15?
I am! I am!
Yeah, I knew you were.
Are you excited for your princess party?
I hate princesses!
What?! No, you don't!
I'm with Frans on this one.
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