Do you want to split another with me, or you want your own when you're back?
Split with you. [To Carl] Be right back, fry guy. I'm so proud of you. [Kisses him on cheek]
The fuck you think you're doing?!
Putting peanut butter on a Ritz.
No, with Kelly. Why you trying to get with her?
What?
Stop fronting.
I'm not fronting. Her and I just get along good.
Aren't I supposed to get along well with my brother's girlfriend if she's awesome?
No, she's my awesome, not your awesome.
She's not a lesbian, dumb-ass.
Exactly. She's not gay. Although she is the kind of girl who could come out later in life. I'm not getting total gay vibes, but it's inconclusive, so... I'd say yeah, she'll probably eventually end up gay.
Just knock it off. I mean it.
There's nothing going on between me and your girlfriend. Keep your blouse on, Carl.
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