[before flashback scenes] Fuck you guys want?
It's the recap shit.
What, you guys miss last week's episode?
Eh, we should probably show it to 'em.
I guess. Go.
Um... The fuck you doing?
Waiting.
Waiting for what?
Shim.
[Arrives with Mo White campaign signs] Good morning, my indigenous South Siders! Don't mind me. Just showing our support for a better tomorrow. [Starts planting a sign on the lawn]
Huh?
Hi.
W-what's a "shim"?
Shim. God. But God doesn't have a gender, or maybe it's both genders, so she, him--Shim. Mother-father God.
And you're waiting for Shim to...
Talk to me. Tell me what to do next.
Does that happen a lot?
Used to all the time in jail, but since I've been out, nothing.
That's because it never happened. Shim, a higher power, the great I Am, Great Spirit-- call it whatever you want-- but it ain't talking to you.
And we weren't talking to you.
Enlightenment, or whatever these new-fangled hippy-dippy religions are selling, is a waste of time. Gay Jesus, Taoism, Scientology, Christian Science, Joel Osteen, Deepak Chopra-- It's like going to one of those flaky schools where the students create their own curriculum, then don't get graded on it. Religion isn't a startup, Ian. You want God to talk to you, you gotta stick with the classics: Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity. And if you break the rules, you burn in hell for all eternity. And there's your enlightenment. In the meantime, I shall be saving the South Side from the endless caravan of immigrants. [Walks away]
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