Hey, Fiona.
Hey. Just back for a shower and a quick change of clothes. Jesus. What happened to your toes?
Frank cut 'em off.
He what?!
It's no big deal. I asked him to. You get rid of the squatters yet?
No. Ford and Nessa are watching the building while I go to a lawyer thing.
Burn 'em out. It's the oldest trick in the slumlord's handbook, arson. You set a good blaze, they got two choices, run out of the building screaming or burn to death, and you get to the collect the insurance. Has anyone seen my other boot?
I'm not gonna burn my building down, Frank.
Why not? Being a landlord sucks. Tenants who won't pay their rent, toilets clogged with... massive after Thanksgiving turds... there it is. You need to get in touch with Pyro Paulie.
Who?
Paulie Paterniski. Best firebug on the South Side. I think he works at the Handy Mart now. Don't let his looks scare you. He had a trigger fuse on a bucket of jet fuel go sideways on him. The doctors used skin from his ass to rebuild his face. Ah... Fucking A, this one's to the workingman...
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