[Kevin, Veronica and Svetlana are at an upscale restaurant of a high-end hotel]
Wow. This fucking place, huh?
I found it on Belarusian whore website. More billionaires stay here than any other hotel in Chicago.
What are you doing?
Comparing my skills to those of Freelania. These are my skills on this napkin, and these are hers.
There's nothing on that napkin.
Hmm, precisely. She is sub-mental. Not as attractive, not as charming. Look at my ass. It's perfect. I would fuck my own ass. She has flat ass of Filipino boy.
[Kevin and Veronica open their menus]
$28 for a vodka tonic?
$18 for a beer. You'd have to be a billionaire to catch a buzz.
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