[Svetlana is sitting before Kevin and Veronica in their living room]
Okay. You did really well last night.
However, we need to tone down the rage a little. You're not gonna get anywhere if your date thinks you want to murder him the second he ties the knot.
What if I do?
Great question. Which brings us to Part A of our plan, etiquette.
[Writes on marker board] Rich guys are old school. They want a lady to be a lady.
A man wants to feel powerful. Really powerful. So let him dominate the conversation. Act like he's totally fascinating.
I cannot do this.
Okay, this brings us to Part B of our plan. This is a tiny microphone. Attach it to your shirt. This is a tiny earpiece. Put this in your ear. Come on, Svet. You're Russian. This is spy shit. It's in your DNA. Testing, testing. Can you hear me?
You are right there.
I meant in the thingy. Can you hear me?
Yes.
Okay. Do everything I say. Scratch your nose. Tuck your hair behind your ear. Excellent. Say, "Kevin Ball has a sexy voice."
Why should I lie?
Say it.
Kevin Ball has a sexy voice.
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