Who let me be a father? That kid is so screwed having me as an old man.
Everyone's old man is an asshole. You're not special.
Tell me I didn't fuck Yoli. I can't go back. I can't face Cami. They're better off without me.
Drink your coffee.
I just don't have it, man. I don't have the strength. Let me go. Just... let me go, look at me.
You think you're such a fuckup? You got everything, man. Everything that matters, you've got. You think that was an accident? You built that family. Right? You built that business. Hard work. Recovery every day. You have a life. You have people that love you. 'Cause you deserve it. So shut the hell up, you whiny bitch. Drink your coffee. And then you're gonna start over. I hurt my hand on your fuckin' ribs.
Yeah. I think you might've broke one, too.
Good, asshole. I owe you.
[Referring to TV] Hey. Hey, turn that up.
...and the search for the most hated man in Chicago continues, as the fate of the Michael Jordan statue's arm remains a mystery.
Somebody cut off the arm of the Michael Jordan statue? What kind of asshole would do something like that? No. No way. It's just 'cause I... I love him so much, man. What did I do with it? Because, you know... I- I'll be burned at the stake if people find out.
It's taken care of.
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