Hey, baby.
Oh, your breath smells like Pop Tarts.
...
If you are going to be staying here temporarily, we need to go over the rules.
Oh, Grandma's little cabbage patch.
First thing's first, there will be no drugs or alcohol in this house. DCFS is going to make unannounced visits, so nobody handles Franny who is not sober.
Mostly sober.
No exceptions. Curfew is 11 p.m. which is also bedtime. No sex in the apartment. Anybody who eats the groceries needs to chip in on the groceries.
You know, it seemed like just yesterday you were at the homeless shelter begging for my help. And now, you scammed your way into your own home. I won't say I'm not proud of your ingenuity, but you might want to ease back on the Stalin-style home care.
It's not a scam, Frank. Neil and I are in love. And he's brain-injured, not deaf.
Aren't they cute? Neil reminds me of that pet hamster Debbie had as a kid. [Frank chuckles]
The one you killed in the bathtub. You remember that, Frank?
Yeah... that... it was a total accident. I was told hamsters could swim.
Mm. Debbie's in love.
Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is raw and destructive. Love is you almost stabbing me in the heart with an ice-pick when we were having an argument. That's the kind of passion you can't fake.
Well, Neil and I don't need passion. Come on, Franny, let's go give Daddy a bath before Mommy has to go to work. [Wheels Neil away]
Bye, Franny. Bye, Deb. [Wraps arms around Frank] Our thrills don't have to end.
You goddamn right they don't. You and me, we are immortal.
So I want to show you my plan. I want to see your plan.
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