I love this.
Love what?
Playing house. You told me about your big, chaotic family, but this is more like a romantic breakfast for two.
I know, it's kind of weird around here lately, especially with Carl being gone. Kind of miss the chaos. And the weaponry.
Hey, bud. Hey.
Lookin' sharp, man. Look at that. Yeah? [Knocking on side door with Ian opening to let in Frank]
Hey, hey, smells good in here. Aw, come on. Jesus, come on!
No!
It's cold out there!
Get out.
I got Liam into private school. That doesn't buy me breakfast?
Do you mind if I take this one?
Be my guest.
Okay.
Would you...
You were stealing from homeless people, Frank! You were pretending to be their father and their guardian and then you turned them into slave labor for your own personal indulgence!
Okay.
You're lucky you're still alive, because no one would have...
No.
Blamed them for beating you to death and burying the body. So no, you don't get breakfast.
Okay, I missed...
Okay, let go of the door before I hurt you, Frank.
I... stop. I was their fake father. I'm your real father and I'm not gonna let go of the door until you let go of the door.
Get the pepper spray.
Really?
Come... would you... Come on.
You've been warned, Frank. I'm gonna count to three. One...
Hey, Liam, would you get me a blanket?
Two...
Get me a blanket. Yeah. And some of that bacon. Get me... [Ian sprays him and closes the door] Ah fuck! What happened to three? You said, "I'm gonna count to three"! Shit!
Gallagher house.
As advertised.
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