How are the books comin', Lana?
Ah, much better with reduced overhead. Now we just have to collect running tabs from regulars who don't pay.
Come on, fist bumps, kid. Fist bumps. Mommy, Mommy, and Daddy are makin' money.
Ha, breaking even. We are getting out of tax debt.
Can we claim each other's kids on our tax returns? We're married.
We got tax returns?!
We can claim as dependents, but we would have to do adoption.
Whose kids are we adopting?
She and I would adopt each others' since we're married.
We would save money on write-offs and become legitimate family.
Wait, wait, wait. So, V adopts Yevgeny. Svetlana adopts Amy and Gemma. Where does that leave me?
That leaves you big, sexy man in boxer shorts.
[In Russian] Big stupid man needs a shower.
He either said, "I burnt your breakfast," or, "I f*cked up your eggs."
He said, "Good morning."
[Holds eggs up to eyes laughing to entertain children] Hey...
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