[Lip and Fiona are walking to house from opposite directions]
Slut.
I know you are, but what am I?
...
Come on, Harriet. Sleeping time.
Pfft. Is she still scared of me?
Well, she did watch you bounce Frank's head down a flight of stairs.
How do you say "he had it coming" in Nigerian? What are you doing up?
Caleb won't stop drunk-texting me. Begging forgiveness? Begging, then name-calling, then begging some more. Nice sex-hair.
Ah, Tinder rocks. Free sex, any time I want it. No strings attached.
Yeah, but you're female. Isn't that always available to you?
Maybe. But Tinder makes it simple. No confusion. No misguided weddings. Now I just bone and go so I can save my energy for more important things.
Like what?
Like my job.
Patsy's Pies? Sure you want to be directing all your freed up energy there?
You're one to talk. You spend all day working for free.
Has a point. But my bullshit internship is gonna turn into a non-bullshit career. What? It was no offense.
Wow. Some taken.
Hey. Kind of harsh.
Only 'cause it's true.
Are you sure about that? Working for free is called slave labor last time I checked.
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