Hey, bean. Cinnamon waffles?
We have an iron?
Mm-hmm. Uh, you need me to iron a shirt for you?
I got it. Ironing board? [Fiona points to iron board on stairs and Carl brings it down]
[Carl is trying to figure out how to unfold it] It's the little lever thing. [Carl unfolds in one motion and sets it down] Shh. Gah, baby's sleeping. Debs was up with her all night. And I really don't mind doing it.
No, it's fine. I have to learn to do it for myself, right? Do my part.
Are you wearing cologne?
Aftershave. Good for razor burn. Is there any wedding stuff going on tonight?
Uh, nope. You're in the clear till tomorrow. Why?
Gonna watch the DePaul game with Luther tonight.
Luther?
Dominique's dad.
Girlfriend's father, huh? Sounds like it's getting serious.
Definitely.
You get really serious, you know to use protection, right? Condoms? No matter what. We don't need any more accidents around here.
[Comes down stairs] Huh, oh, you mean accidents like Franny.
Franny still asleep?
No, I left her up there screaming, hungry, wallowing in a dirty diaper to suffer.
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