[Comes down stairs to find Veronica and Svetlana asleep on couch] What's with the slumber party?
Oh. The babies awake?
Not yet. You didn't come to bed.
Oh, we were celebrating, and I fell asleep.
Celebrating what?
I get divorce. Woot woot!
The papers came through. Lana is single.
Mm!
Lana?
Yes, what V calls me.
What, you have a pet name for her?
It helps sell it.
Sell what?
Our loving dyke. [Svetlana grabs Veronica's breast with both laughing]
No. No, no, no, no, no. We dropped the whole marriage idea.
You drop.
I'm not talking to you. V, marriage is a sacred institution.
It's just for immigration.
You're talking about being married to another person.
You are.
Yeah, okay, so? But- look, you and I aren't married on paper, right? But that doesn't change how I feel.
Me neither. It's not a big deal.
Give blessing. Is least you can do.
Hey, you the one who outed her to the INS. Stop ganging up on me. There are other options besides marriage.
What? Immigration is gonna put her back on the next boat to Moscow.
I'll figure it out.
No time.
I'll fix it by the end of the day, okay? Just... no more pet names.
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