“Kid, what are you doing here?” – Frank, Shameless ... TV Quotes Database

[Chuckie knocks on front door and Frank appears]

Kid, what are you doing here?

They sent me home from school. [Attempts to go in house but Frank thwarts him]

Well, beat it. Your grandma and I are gonna get into some action. No cock-blocking. [Chuckie turns around]

[Appears in door] Hey, wait. What's going on here?

[Gets ahold of Chuckie and guides him into house] Yeah, buddy, who got you all snot-nosed?

[They sit on couch] Oh, my gosh. Who upset my little woodchuck?

They suspended me.

Well, wh- you weren't fighting, were you? You're still on probation.

No. My teacher wouldn't let me share my book report in class and sent me to the principal's office.

Well, what for?

[Takes report from Chuckie] Well, it's just a wild guess, but maybe the report topic. [Hands report to Queenie]

Mein Kampf. Hitler's Mein Kampf?

Advanced-level fascism. I didn't even know the boy could read.

[Sighs] Well, I would have preferred Gandhi, but it's not your fault. The juvenile prison system has warped your brain.

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