[Frank pulls out a circuit breaker causing the electricity to go out] Whoo. If I go along with getting a new crib, it better be sick.
We can't pay any more than we already were. We were barely making ends meet as it was.
Why you acting like we ain't got no lettuce?
Lettuce?
The Benjamins. Cash. Money. Say the word, and I'll make it rain up in here.
I told you, I'm not taking your dirty money.
It must be wonderful living in your little fantasy world where unicorns slide down magical rainbows and everybody on the South Side gets by on the up and up. What do you think this neighborhood runs on? It ain't donuts. Without heroes like Carl here driving our shadow economy, we would've gone the way of the dodo years ago. Hey, can I, um, can I get a relocation advance? [Carl gives Frank a dollar bill] Thank you.
[A couple walks in front door with two daughters] Yo! What the hell?!
I didn't realize the house was still occupied.
Oh, shit. You're the new owners.
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