Lord Jesus, thank you for bringing us together to study your word and bask in your glory. Amen.
Amen.
Who else would like to show the Lord his gratitude?
Right here, Carol. Lord, please let my baby girls grow up to have wicked backhands and 120 mile-per-hour serves.
This is Bible study, Kevin. We're here to praise Jesus, not ask him for favors.
Right. Right, I'm sorry. Can I just do one more real quick? Jesus, please help Yanis rest in peace so I can get some rest and not have panic attacks, and not soil my pants.
Is that everybody?
Yes.
Well, I'll see you next week. There's coffee and muffins in the kitchen.
They're a day old, but no mold. I checked. Praise Jesus.
Oh, and don't forget, we still need a volunteer to host the foster child we're receiving this morning. Thank you for coming.
We'll take him.
What?
Bless you, Kevin. He's on his way from Myanmar to a dairy farm in Wisconsin. Oh, it- it- it's only for a couple of days. Oh, this is- praise Jesus. Thank you. Oh.
The hell you doing?
It's a kid in need. If I do God a solid, he'll do me one. Eye for an eye.
That is not what "eye for an eye" means.
Oh, how do you know what the good book means? You were doing your nails the whole time.
Forget that barbecued Greek. It wasn't your fault.
Of course it was. What are you talking about, V? If it wasn't for me, Yanis would still be alive. Please, baby.
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