Liam. Plate. Sink.
...
There's a Russian prostitute in my kitchen talking diaper genies and infant diarrhea with my husband. So are you and Kev...
Giving it another try.
That's great.
Yeah.
Is that a hickey?
Yeah.
What?
Are those teeth marks? Tell that boy no teeth. Just lip and suction.
Didn't you have the talk?
"The talk"?
Birds and bees. His thing, her thing.
She's on the pill.
...
The pill at 13?
14, she's almost 15.
Really? Well, I guess she should. I started at 11.
11?
Yeah. Developed early. Boys started sniffing around when I was 10, grown men by the time I was 11. Mama had to beat 'em off with a claw hammer. The deacons at the church were the worst. Nothing but hands.
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