[Debbie beats Carl to the occupancy of the bathroom]
Occupied!
Gotta take a piss.
Go away.
Use the downstairs bathroom.
It's downstairs.
You're young. You'll live. [Carl walks down hallway] No. Absolutely not. No more peeing off the balcony. [Fiona goes outside and a stream goes near her] What the fuck?! Carl! [Waves to woman in her backyard] Good morning, Mrs. Babiak. [Carl comes down stairs] There's a toilet right there. Mrs. Babiak doesn't need an anatomy lesson.
Mrs. Babiak's got my 18th birthday circled on her calendar.
Use the toilet like a human.
Can I have Lip's old room?
No. He's at college. Seriously, cut the shit with the nature whizzing or you won't live here anymore. That pierogi-eating prune will call the cops. And no, you can't have Lip's old room.
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