[Veronica is walking quickly down hospital hall with Carol following after her and Kevin following behind]
Hold on, now.
Twelve weeks pregnant?!
Veronica, I promise, I swear I had no idea.
Ladies, please. [Veronica shoves Carol] V, that's not right. [Brings up phone] Although I should probably record this... in case we wanna upload it to our site. Make money. Just watch her belly.
Twelve weeks, Kev?
Just trying to keep the peace.
I didn't know.
You know. You're a walking pee stick.
In the past. This time... There's no; this time.
You kept quiet because you wanted to keep fucking my husband. [To couple sitting nearby] What the fuck are you looking at, huh?! My husband fucked my mother to get pregnant! Can't all have our baby normal!
Hey, what can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Mom, admit it.
Okay. Okay, I thought I might be pregnant.
Oh, my God.
But, honey, look, I didn't know. I didn't take a test. I didn't wanna know.
What? Why?
Because I liked what we had.
Thank you.
Excuse me?
Not what we, me and Kev had. What we all had.
What are you talking about?
I was so lonely. When you called me to help out, it made me feel wanted. Wanted in a loving way. In a family way. Needed. Important.
[Holds up fetus photo talking in a squeaky voice] Hey, I'm the baby fetus. Please don't fight anymore. I know Kev is a big hot stud and you couldn't resist his giant cock penis... but I'm all that matters now, right?
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