[Two officers are arresting Carl outside house]
We know you've been stealing.
What the fuck?
Kid, settle down. Can I help you? Who are you?
His brother. What's going on?!
We have reason to believe this child may have robbed his former foster parents.
What proof you got?
He had a code assigned to him. He's the only one that knows it.
That's not evidence. Get your hands off him.
His code was a series of four letters. C-A-R-L.
Take your fucking hands off him, man. He's just a fucking kid.
That's enough of that. Step back.
Take your hands off the officer right now. [Frank wakes up in the van overhearing] It's gonna be okay. He stole from people. We're taking him in.
What are you taking him in for? He's a fucking kid.
Get back.
Carl, come here. Get your fucking hands off me.
I will arrest you. Do not touch him.
Why you being so rough with him?
Why is he being so rough with him?
You touch him again, I will arrest you.
Good evening, gentlemen.
Are you the parent?
Why, yes I am.
What the fuck are you doing here?
I'm coming home.
We're taking your son in for questioning.
He didn't do the heist. I did. You see? Shiny, but a little bit big. I also got a boatload of electronics. Those sold fast. Did you know Chicago has several 24-hour pawn shops? He didn't-- He's innocent. I forced him to give me the code. Didn't I, son? Tell him. Oh, my God. He's dumber than a bag of hair. He couldn't pull off a Band-Aid, much less a robbery. [Turns back to officers and prepares hands for cuffs] Okay, here, cuff me before I get disorderly. [Gets put in cruiser] Be brave, son. Order room service.
[Shows up] What happened?
Hell froze over.
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