Are you out of your fucking mind?!
Kev is just gonna lie down with you for procreation, Not sex!
What is the difference?!
It's clinical. So no one enjoys it. Millions of sperm died in that turkey baster. This will deliver the biggest batch. The bigger the batch, the better the chance.
Uh-uh. No, honey.
This is an express bus to The Maury Povich Show.
I want nothing more than to be able to give you the baby That I know you want... and the grandbaby that you deserve. But I can't. And it kills me. Please, just give it a go while you're still ovulating.
[Groans] What kind of hard liquor you got and how much? [Exhales]
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