This is where they lock up the pain pills. We need a bolt cutter.
No, we don't. Let's just use your swiss army knife and unscrew the bolts.
What are you kids doing in here?!
We were gonna steal the drugs and sell them.
Really? You need to work on your lying.
What do you need money for?!
We want to pay a woman--
Shut up. This is a camp that's supposed to fulfill wishes, but all you do is say "no."
[Sighs] Kids, I came to work here to do my part in diminishing the burden of your illness. I know you've been disappointed with some of the restrictions put on you here. I wish I had the power to change that.
You may have more power than you think.
...
[Appears to Carl, Hanley and a girl] I'm only doing this for Hanley.
I have cancer too.
Me too.
You're the best friend I've ever had.
[Wendy takes off shirt and bra]
Now how about the lower half?
Not happening, pal.
Wendy? Wow. Exactly how I imagined them to be. [Wendy covers breasts in embarrassment and flees]
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