Wendy, Carl and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wendy

Okay, kids, for lunch, we have organic chicken, a fresh kale salad, and a juice bar with beets and cukes and ginger and carrots ready to be ground down into their essential goodness.

Carl

Got any chicken nuggets?

Hanley

I love chicken nuggets.

Chickie nugs? I want some.

Wendy

Sorry, guys. No chicken nuggets.

Carl

Got a car?

Wendy

No. I'm a college student.

Carl

Buy one. People who go to college are rich.

Wendy

I'm not.

Carl

Then go call us a cab And go get us some nuggets.

I got money. My mom said I could buy whatever I want from the camp store. I want chicken nuggets.

Wendy

There's no nuggets at the camp store.

Hanley

We're dying of cancer. Serial killers on death row get lobster for their final meal.

Carl

Any one of these next meals could be our last. We can't even get some chicken nuggets? We have cancer. Go get us some nuggets now! [Starts chanting] Nuggets... :[All the campers join in chanting and pounding on table]