Vanilla or chocolate?
Mixed. You got any rainbow sprinkles?
They discontinued using sprinkles last summer. Some brands of food coloring have been linked to cancer.
I already have cancer. This camp blows. No sprinkles? What is this, Mexico?
We're trying to create an enjoyable--
Create a way to get some sprinkles here before we die.
Hey, kids, it's Moppy the clown. [Kids cheer]
Yo, Carl, way to speak up.
Want to go check out the lake?
Sure. I'll go ask.
Don't ask. Just go.
But they'll get mad if we don't ask permission.
Cancer is our permission. We've been at this camp for a whole day without seeing the lake.
I've never seen a lake before.
Not even Lake Michigan?
Where's that?
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