What do you make of these?
Three of the most boring states of our country.
My foster daughter's been sending these. I'm trying to figure out where she's going or why she left.
"Having a nice time in Kansas. Ethel."
What does it mean?
If I had to guess... she's having a nice time in Kansas. -
Or she's being held at gunpoint... forced to write that.
Like I'm not worried enough.
Just saying, you should get these postcards DNA tested. See if there's other fingerprints.
That's not gonna prove anything. You know how many people have touched this postcard?
Then throw a blue light on it. Check if there's any blood or sweat. Or semen. That'll tell a lot.
Could be right. Many foster kids become prostitutes.
Jesus. Give me those. There's no semen on them and my kid's not a prostitute. Social Services is on it.
Like they're on my sister's welfare checks that keep getting stolen?
[Appears wearing nothing but a jockstrap] I gotta go to my game. I'll see you guys later, okay? [Chuckles]
Stan, what the fuck are you doing?!
Holy shit. Look at the hog on Stan.
Baseball game, what do you think?
I've heard rumors about that thing.
Go to your apartment.
Get your hands off me, knucklehead. You're gonna make me late.
You don't have a baseball game.
Yes, I do. It's at Archer Field. I saw it today on my calendar.
Your calendar from 1984? Come on, let's go upstairs.
Who's gonna play first base?
You know, I just got a call. They canceled the game.
Oh, jeez. And I had a lot of money on it too. Damn it. Damn it.
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