Can't believe you're cock-blocking Karen.
She has no cock. How am I blocking it?
Let her go, man.
What do you want? Huh? You wanna marry her? Be with her forever? I'm looking out for her. She's my best friend.
I'm your best friend. She's your fuck buddy.
You're my brother who should shut the fuck up.
Friends want what's best for each other.
This could be the best thing for Karen.
You know what's best for everyone?
The kid who wants to die for a country that thinks he's one of God's mistakes?
A shrink said I'm one of God's mistakes.
The girl has "whore" tattooed on her arm. She put my dick in her mouth.
What?
You need to shut the fuck up.
So what? You get her to dump the guy, stick around for when Carl gets his first woody, so she can work him too? [Lip roughly forces Ian aside and walks out the room]
I already had my first woody in history class, talking about how Marie Antoinette's head got chopped off.
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