[Fiona and Craig are making passionate love]
I had the biggest crush on you in school, Craig.
My God, you're beautiful. I love you. Dead people poop themselves. [In Debbie's voice] Dead people poop themselves.
What? [She wakes up with Debbie standing over her]
Dead people poop themselves.
Mm, Debs.
Harry pooped himself after he died.
Harry?
Aunt Ginger's boyfriend.
I'm going back to sleep.
He was my first dead person.
Finishing my nice dream now.
There are 200 euphemisms for death.
Kicked the bucket. Met his maker. Ate dirt. Six feet under. Pushing daisies.
[Answers phone] Can't a brother get some sleep here?
Bit the dust. Bought a pine condo. Went off the twig. Basted the formaldehyde turkey.
Um....
Winning one for the reaper. Living impaired. Past his sell-by date. Just add maggots.
Mm....
Retroactive abortion.
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