[Ian and Mandy are waiting for Mickey outside a prison]
Here he comes. You know, you didn't have to come with me.
Bad neighborhood.
We live in a bad neighborhood.
Yeah, but we're related to the bad people in our bad neighborhood.
The hell's he doing here?!
Hey, Mick. He thought I needed protection.
Oh, yeah? Trust me, you may think you know my sister, but you don't know my sister until you've fought my sister.
She's protecting your ass.
You smell like barbecue sauce.
Smell like what?! [Gets Mandy in a headlock]
Oh, ow!
What did dad tell you?!
Ow!
Fuck the police?!
No titty twisters now that I'm a C cup! Ow!
C cup? Bitch, you wish. [Turns to prison staff and yells generally waving both middle fingers] Hey, fuck you, fuck you, and especially fuck you.
All right, Jesus, let's get out of here before they throw you back in.
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