[Fiona bursts into Alibi Room to confront Frank]
Jesus, Frank! Two assholes busted into our house looking for you and some car?
Did they follow you here? Where is it? I was invited to participate in a business venture.
What did you do with the money?
That's just it! I wasn't given any money up front! I was simply promised that money would be shared with me once an insurance claim was... was settled.
Has that promise been delivered upon?
No. No, it has not.
I warned you, Frank. [To Kevin] You knew about this and you didn't tell me?
Fi, I don't have the time to call you every time Frank has a bad idea.
I'll talk to them.
Oh, yeah? And say what? "Hey guys, sorry I forgot to light the car on fire."
I was not doing the igniting. I was just doing the "park in a remote location." Unfortunately, I had to make a pit stop, and when I got back, the car was gone.
You're gonna take care of this. Now.
Could go to Jersey for a while. Stay with you. Great Uncle George.
No. You're staying here, and you're gonna take care of this car, 'cause you're also gonna be here to take care of Carl. [Presents a notice letter from school] He needs you to show up for him at Parents Night to discuss behavioral problems. [Flashback to Carl assaulting other boys]
These sound like solutions, not problems.
The school disagrees.
He's a boy. This is what boys do! When I was growing up, Joe Palazzo bit off a kid's finger.
Oh, that's got to be bullshit.
Sister Irmalita picked up the nub and wrapped it in Kleenex. She always kept her snot rag stuffed in her sleeve.
They're threatening to expel him. Well, go talk 'em out of it. They want a parent. A real parent.
Oh, I guess you're off the hook then, Frank.
I have never been threatened by teachers, and I am not going to start now. I am fed up with these pangender hermaphrodites who hate that human beings are a species with two distinct genders. It's like they've declared war on testicles! They want to remove all the masculinity from the schools, fill the world with yogurt-eaters. Well, do your research! We're all descendents of barbarians, and the sooner we face it, the sooner we'll have a civilization worth celebrating. So, hell no, I won't go, 'cause no one scares Frank Gallagher!
[Two thugs enter the Alibi Room]
Oh, shit. [He runs out back door]
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