[Lip and Karen are walking down the street]
An hour and 54 minutes. Now, that's a record.
Yes. Now all we have to do is figure out how I can go back the same day and take it again for another kid. [Mickey and two goons walk up to them] Uh-oh.
Hey, yo.
What do they want?
He probably just wants to ask me out again.
You're not interested?
If you like the smell of cow shit.
Got a B-plus on that paper you wrote for me.
Spread the word. I could use the business. Heard they're letting Iggy out of juvie.
My mom drove up to get him. Throwing a party for him this weekend.
He'll probably be back in before then, yeah?
Ha, ha, probably. So Ian messed with Mandy.
Ian?
Yeah.
That's, uh, highly unlikely.
That's what Mandy told us.
Trust me, you got the wrong guy.
Right, the problem is that Ian's been avoiding us all day, and, uh, someone's gotta get a beatdown till we find him.
Could make an exception.
Not really, though.
Well, maybe, uh, Mandy's confusing Ian with any one of the other 400 dudes in the 10th grade she's already blown. [Mickey jabs Lip in the gut with a pole who falls down and the other two goons join in stomping Lip]
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