Welcome home, Daddy. You decent? Thought you might be thirsty. [Hands him beer bottle] It's Canadian. There's more in fridge. I asked Veronica to get it.
I don't want anything Canadian in this house, from this point on. There's no hot water. For fuck's sake!
[Fiona hands envelope to him] Disability. It's Saturday. Bank's close at 12:00.
[To Debbie] Clean clothes, top of the dryer. [To Frank] Don't ever hit one of my kids again.
Your kids? They're my...
Never again.
Is he still here?
Who, Steve? He's probably still outside.
Well, tell him he's not welcome in my house.
He's the one who got you back.
Why would he do that? Hmm? When I woke up, in Toronto, in a park, looking like a fucking homeless tweaker, all I could smell was Drakkar Noir. Middle of a park... Drakkar Noir. I just spent five hours with him in that camper. Same fucking smell! Wish you'd taken a camera. Total shithole. Hey, what's urine and Canadian beer have in common? They both come from pussies. Bet you're the only one who missed me.
No, 'cause Carl said, "The cable's off. Where's the ladder?" And Lip said, "Dad's the only one who knows what to do on the pole." Did you see Toronto?
Yeah.
CN Tower?
Christ, yeah! You can see right across all of Canada from the top. I didn't stay up there long, though. Don't know what Canadian women are into, but they couldn't take their eyes off me, like, "Hey, I'm having that guy." Got a bit unnerving, so I headed on back down. Bits of Canada are beautiful. You just have to know your way around.
Do you now?
Oh, ho-ho-ho. Every inch.
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