Hey, Carl, you seen Ian?
Uh, gone when I woke up. [Lip walks outside to backyard to van to find Ian smoking]
[Shows Ian the binder full of clippings of bodybuilding men] How can that be good for you? Or... or... or... or that? How can that be good for you?
Yeah. You know what's not funny, huh?
Huh?
You. Ever.
Anybody before Kash?
One.
Yeah? Who?
I'm not telling you, all right?
Name a single time I've let you down.
It was a kid at school.
Yeah?
All right, I guess it doesn't really matter 'cause, I mean, he's long gone now anyways, but, uh... Roger Spikey.
Roger Spikey? Fucking donkey dick Roger Spikey? The original beefmeister? Or did he start that rumor?
Not a rumor.
Whoa, that was a bit gay. What you just did there with your eyebrows. You want to watch that.
All right, fuck off, all right?
But seriously, like... like up the ass? Do you get used to that? Can someone get used to that? I mean... I mean, the whole point of the digestive system is one-way traffic. It just is.
What? What?!
"Just is." Like, like, we're only given our lungs to freakin' smoke, right?
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