Sesame Street Season 1 quotes

10 pins.

10 little indians.

10 wind up toys.

Baker

♪10 chocolate layer cakes.♪

Uh, waiter, I'd li-

Hi, bye, sir!

Waiter I'd like a, uh, uh...uggghhh!

I would keep a second now. Bye!

[groans and sighs]

Yes sir. I'm ready now. What can I do for you?

Yes. I'd like a bowl of chicken soup, please?

Very good choice. You bring anything for you, haven't?

UH...

Be right back. [to Charlie] One bowl of chicken soup, Charlie!!

That settles it. I don't like it going back to this place. This guy keeps give a hard time every time I come in here. It's not one thing to another.

Okay, sir. Here we have your delicious, chicken soup.

Yes, uh...WAITER!

Yes, sir?

Uh, I can't eat the soup!

You can't eat the soup? Would y- Oh! Of course uh, I can feel it! It is too cold. I will get you another bowl of soup. I'm sorry.

Uh, uh, no! Tha-

Well, that settles it. From now on, I'm bringing my lunch to work in a paper sack. Every time.

There you are, sir.

No. I-

Have a good and hotting meal.

Yes but...WAITER!!

Oh! I think it is too hot! Let me blow it down for you.

No! [Groans exasperatedly] The problem is, you see, you FORGOT to bring the...

There, there there. I've forgot the salt didn't I?

No!

The pepper?

NO!!

The crackers?

NO NO NOO!!!!

Well, tell me! WHY DIDN'T YOU EAT THE SOUP, SIR!??

WHY DON'T YOU...TASTE IT!???!

AAAUUUUGGGHHH!! All right, sir! The customer's always right. I shall taste it. Uh...where's the uh, spoon?

AHA!!!!!!

Oh! I forgot the spoon! Awwww!

Out of my way, runt!

Out of my way, hose nose!

I have to deliver my package to that side of the bridge!

I have to deliver my package to that side!

I was here first, so back off!

Oh, yeah?! You back off!

[whistles] HOLD IT!!! HOLD IT, YOU GUYS!!! If you have to deliver your package to that side, and you have to deliver your package to the other side, why don't you exchange packages, and go back where you came from?!

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[to the viewer] I thought I'd never get across.

B. Baseball, Butterfly, Bat, Bread, Brick, Banana, Book and Banana Boat

Bye!

Bye! B.

M. It must be meal time. Making Meals with Mittens-- how about Monster Mash? But, my mittens are missing? Start with the marshmallow mackerel. Add marigold muffins, miniature mud pies, monkey mustard. Mix it and mash it and mix it and mash it. M.

P. A park, a pine tree park. I'll paint... a penguin. A purple penguin. A pack of purple penguins. A pack of purple penguins practicing a pop song. A pink pig with a parachute? Preposterous! P.

R. I'm on a ramblin' road. Ramblin' by some rocks and a radio. And a rabbit. Hi, rabbit. And a rock n' roll record. A red ribbon? No! A rainbow. Remarkable. R.

S. A swimsuit?

Ahh!

A silly surfer. Should I go swimming? A seagull. Uh-oh! The sun is setting. I should swim back to shore. What's this? A submarine? Sensational. We'll sait into the stars. S.

W. I wonder why the weather is so warm. Wow. Even the watch is wilted! A wooden window? Whoa! Wind weather. Whee! W.

F. Fire! A faucet. Fantastic. That finishes the fire. Uh-oh! A flood...filled up with fish. All forms of freaky fish. A flag fish, a football fish, a flying fish, a fishbowl fish! A finger fish, a flower fish, a frankfurter fish and one frog. F.