(nibbles) Newspaper delicious. But gone. Oh, well, no news is good news. Oh, but me still want cake. Oh, oh, me know can't myself. Me know can't wait. Me have to eat cake!
Cookie Monster... (shocks) oh, oh...
Cookie... Cookie, what have you done?
Why not ask me what me have not done, me not eat cake? Oh, not yet anyway. Oh, but me want it more than ever. Oh, quick! Move cake before me eat it!
(screams) Okay, thank you. (sighs) It was close one. Thank you for your cooperation. You can put it back now.
SMSusan/Maria
Oh, I don't know, Cookie, are you all right?
Trust me! It's okay! It's fine! Put it right back. Aaaaaahhhh!
Hey, you're good at this!
Do-Op Hop with Kermit the Frog
Words - Market/Music/Men's Shop/Movie/Maps
AAlphaquest
The Letter M - Mittens,
Rap #7 - Hearts, Shapes, Birds, Houses and 7 Days of Week
Fem Myror ar Fler an Fyra Elefanter Number Cartoons: Seven Starfishes, Six Adult Walruses and One Walrus Pup, Six Cats and One Elephant in a Tree, Six Turtles and One Man, Seven Owls, Seven Piglets, and Seven Rabbits in Seven Hats
The Letter T in the Beachwall
A rhinoceros, a lion, a penguin, a giraffe, an alligator, a gorilla, a turtle, a snake, an ostrich, and an elephant sing "It's Brand New at the Lincoln Park Zoo". Animator Bob Kurtz at Kurtz and Friends
Words - Copy, Cafe, Cleaners, Computers, Candy, Cameras and Car Service
Fem Myror ar Fler an Fyra Elefanter Number Cartoons: Nine Sheep Jumping over a Fence, Nine Penguins, Nine Ants, Eight Adult Tigers and One Tiger Cub, Nine Birds, Nine Spots on a Fish, and Eight Dogs and One Cat eating Food from a Dogbowl.
FMFrances McDormand
Yes, can I help you?
I hope so, my friend is lost.
FMFrances McDormand
Oh, your friend is lost. Well, sure I can help you, I work here. I help fine people who are lost all the time we go right over there.
Okay (Big Bird hits the rubber ball display and falls into the floor).
FMFrances McDormand
Oh, no!
AMABCD Mart In-Store Voiceover
Clean up in Aisle 2, we need to clean in Aisle 2!
FMFrances McDormand
Did you ever have one of those days? Okay, let me just get some info. Your name is?
FMFrances McDormand
First name: Big. Last name: Bird. And the name of the person who you were shopping with?
FMFrances McDormand
Ah, Maria Rodriguez, very good.
She was wearing a colorful jacket.
FMFrances McDormand
Aha, colorful jacket, very, very all right, good.
FFrances
And the number of a close relative who is at home?
Ooh, ooh, ooh. (singing) 555-6789 That's my Granny's number, 555-6789 Hands up, hands down, now rumba.
FMFrances McDormand
(clears throat) Okay, congratulations, Big Bird! I think that we have all the information we need and I'm sure that Maria is looking for you to we'll find her in no time. All right, then. Attention, ABCD Mart shoppers. Attention, ABCD Mart shoppers. Will Maria Rodriguez report to the customer service desk immediately?
MRMaria Rodriguez
They found him! They found Big Bird!
FMFrances McDormand
She-she should have been here by now. Maybe she didn't hear the announcement.
Yeah or maybe, maybe she's really, really lost! Maybe I'm never ever gonna see her again! Oh, Maria! Oh.
MRMaria Rodriguez
Ooh, I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner, but there's a bunch of rubber balls all over the floor blocking the aisle-
FMFrances McDormand
And you are?
MRMaria Rodriguez
I'm Maria Rodriguez and I believe you found a large, yellow bird?
MRMaria Rodriguez
Oh, Big Bird!
MRMaria Rodriguez
Oh, Big Bird.
What happened? Where were you?
MRMaria Rodriguez
Big Bird, I'm so relieved to see you. Thank goodness you're all right. Big Bird, I am so glad you remembered what to do when you got lost.
Me lost? Huh! I thought it was you who's lost.
MRMaria Rodriguez
Me? Big Bird, let's get our stuff and get out of here. We got a skating party to go to.
All, right. Yes, yes. Uh, thanks.
MRMaria Rodriguez
Ooh! You really should find someplace to stack those balls. Somebody could trip.
FMFrances McDormand
(grunts)
[Jon Stewart, Prairie Dawn and the crew are locked in the dressing room by accident]
DADavid Alan Grier
Jon, you're on in 30 seconds.
JSJon Stewart
David, we can't get out! The door's stuck!
DADavid Alan Grier
What? Well, where's the handyman I sent in?
JSJon Stewart
[seeing the handyman shake the oil can] In here with the rest of the crew.
Oh, no! If they can't get out, that means there's no show. And if there's no show, then all those people who wanted to hear the music will be sad. And if all those people are sad, they might not go to work tomorrow! And if they don't go to work tomorrow, the economy will collapse! And if the economy collapses, THE COUNTRY... WILL BE... DOOMED!!! Doomed, I tell you! This is terrible!
[calming Telly down] Easy! Easy! Easy! Easy, Telly. It's just a TV show.
DADavid Alan Grier
[gasps in shock] Watch your mouth, little guy! Now, I'd expect that attitude over on cable, but this is network.
Oh, hi! I still can't quite make up my mind about my favorite song. I thought it was "The Alphabet Song". But, now, I don't know. Would you mind singing another song with me? Would you mild singing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" with me? Good. singing Twinkle, twinkle, little star. How
Hmmm...maybe, "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" is my favorite song. singing Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool? Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full. One for the master, one for the dame, and one for the little girl who lives down the lane. Baa, baa, black sheep, have you any wool? Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full.
