Grover quotes from Sesame Street

It is I, your furry pal, Grover!

Ah, what a beautiful day! I really should come here more often. It's much nicer to have lunch here in the park where there aren't any waiters! [Grover suddenly comes in, playing a guitar.] Oh no...

Ha-ha, yes, it is I, Grover!

The very waiter I was hoping to get away from!

Uh, excuse me sir, but I am not a waiter.

Well of course you are; you waited on me hundreds of times!

No, but today is my day off, and on my day off, I am a writer and singer of songs!

Of all the benches in all the parks in the world, I had to pick this one!

I looooove making music! And I looooove singing! La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! And I looooove to find words that sound the same, words that rhyme! Sir, would you care to make a request?

I certainly would.

Oh good!

Go away! And let me have my lunch.

Hmm. Well, that is two requests actually, but I will be glad to oblige. [starts playing and singing]

THAT'S ENOUGH!!

Oh! Well you are right; that is enough of "Go Away!" And now, a little tune I like to call, "Let Me Have My Lunch!" [starts playing again]

Ugh...

This is the vamp, I love this part! You can tap your foot if you like.

Yes yes yes, that's just swell!

Swell indeed! In fact, all the rhyming has made me quite hungry for my lunch.

Ugh, take mine!

Oh, that is very kind of you, sir. But what about your lunch?

Well, I was thinking of that restaurant where you work!

Oh, but sir, I will not be there!

Ah, exactly! [walks off]

Wait, sir! I shall play for you while you eat! [gives chase]

Uh, waiter, I'd li-

Hi, bye, sir!

Waiter I'd like a, uh, uh...uggghhh!

I would keep a second now. Bye!

[groans and sighs]

Yes sir. I'm ready now. What can I do for you?

Yes. I'd like a bowl of chicken soup, please?

Very good choice. You bring anything for you, haven't?

UH...

Be right back. [to Charlie] One bowl of chicken soup, Charlie!!

That settles it. I don't like it going back to this place. This guy keeps give a hard time every time I come in here. It's not one thing to another.

Okay, sir. Here we have your delicious, chicken soup.

Yes, uh...WAITER!

Yes, sir?

Uh, I can't eat the soup!

You can't eat the soup? Would y- Oh! Of course uh, I can feel it! It is too cold. I will get you another bowl of soup. I'm sorry.

Uh, uh, no! Tha-

Well, that settles it. From now on, I'm bringing my lunch to work in a paper sack. Every time.

There you are, sir.

No. I-

Have a good and hotting meal.

Yes but...WAITER!!

Oh! I think it is too hot! Let me blow it down for you.

No! [Groans exasperatedly] The problem is, you see, you FORGOT to bring the...

There, there there. I've forgot the salt didn't I?

No!

The pepper?

NO!!

The crackers?

NO NO NOO!!!!

Well, tell me! WHY DIDN'T YOU EAT THE SOUP, SIR!??

WHY DON'T YOU...TASTE IT!???!

AAAUUUUGGGHHH!! All right, sir! The customer's always right. I shall taste it. Uh...where's the uh, spoon?

AHA!!!!!!

Oh! I forgot the spoon! Awwww!

S. A swimsuit?

Ahh!

A silly surfer. Should I go swimming? A seagull. Uh-oh! The sun is setting. I should swim back to shore. What's this? A submarine? Sensational. We'll sait into the stars. S.