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Sesame Street · Season 1, Episode 15

Mr. Johnson and Grover in “Unfinished Business”

JMr. Johnson

Uh, waiter, I'd li-

Hi, bye, sir!

JMr. Johnson

Waiter I'd like a, uh, uh...uggghhh!

I would keep a second now. Bye!

JMr. Johnson

[groans and sighs]

Yes sir. I'm ready now. What can I do for you?

JMr. Johnson

Yes. I'd like a bowl of chicken soup, please?

Very good choice. You bring anything for you, haven't?

JMr. Johnson

UH...

Be right back. [to Charlie] One bowl of chicken soup, Charlie!!

JMr. Johnson

That settles it. I don't like it going back to this place. This guy keeps give a hard time every time I come in here. It's not one thing to another.

Okay, sir. Here we have your delicious, chicken soup.

JMr. Johnson

Yes, uh...WAITER!

Yes, sir?

JMr. Johnson

Uh, I can't eat the soup!

You can't eat the soup? Would y- Oh! Of course uh, I can feel it! It is too cold. I will get you another bowl of soup. I'm sorry.

JMr. Johnson

Uh, uh, no! Tha-

JMr. Johnson

Well, that settles it. From now on, I'm bringing my lunch to work in a paper sack. Every time.

There you are, sir.

JMr. Johnson

No. I-

Have a good and hotting meal.

JMr. Johnson

Yes but...WAITER!!

Oh! I think it is too hot! Let me blow it down for you.

JMr. Johnson

No! [Groans exasperatedly] The problem is, you see, you FORGOT to bring the...

There, there there. I've forgot the salt didn't I?

JMr. Johnson

No!

The pepper?

JMr. Johnson

NO!!

The crackers?

JMr. Johnson

NO NO NOO!!!!

Well, tell me! WHY DIDN'T YOU EAT THE SOUP, SIR!??

JMr. Johnson

WHY DON'T YOU...TASTE IT!???!

AAAUUUUGGGHHH!! All right, sir! The customer's always right. I shall taste it. Uh...where's the uh, spoon?

JMr. Johnson

AHA!!!!!!

Oh! I forgot the spoon! Awwww!

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