Uh, waiter, I'd li-
Hi, bye, sir!
Waiter I'd like a, uh, uh...uggghhh!
I would keep a second now. Bye!
[groans and sighs]
Yes sir. I'm ready now. What can I do for you?
Yes. I'd like a bowl of chicken soup, please?
Very good choice. You bring anything for you, haven't?
UH...
Be right back. [to Charlie] One bowl of chicken soup, Charlie!!
That settles it. I don't like it going back to this place. This guy keeps give a hard time every time I come in here. It's not one thing to another.
Okay, sir. Here we have your delicious, chicken soup.
Yes, uh...WAITER!
Yes, sir?
Uh, I can't eat the soup!
You can't eat the soup? Would y- Oh! Of course uh, I can feel it! It is too cold. I will get you another bowl of soup. I'm sorry.
Uh, uh, no! Tha-
Well, that settles it. From now on, I'm bringing my lunch to work in a paper sack. Every time.
There you are, sir.
No. I-
Have a good and hotting meal.
Yes but...WAITER!!
Oh! I think it is too hot! Let me blow it down for you.
No! [Groans exasperatedly] The problem is, you see, you FORGOT to bring the...
There, there there. I've forgot the salt didn't I?
No!
The pepper?
NO!!
The crackers?
NO NO NOO!!!!
Well, tell me! WHY DIDN'T YOU EAT THE SOUP, SIR!??
WHY DON'T YOU...TASTE IT!???!
AAAUUUUGGGHHH!! All right, sir! The customer's always right. I shall taste it. Uh...where's the uh, spoon?
AHA!!!!!!
Oh! I forgot the spoon! Awwww!
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