What if a dog was blue, and had feathers, and two skinny legs, and wings, and a long, feathery tail, and a beak, and tiny, tiny ears? What would he be?
Narrator
Sesame Street · 224 quotes
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Sesame Street: in 9 of its 224 quotes
Lines by Narrator 6
What if a mouse were as big as an elephant, and the elephant had the mouse's ears, and the mouse had the elephant's ears, and the elephant had the mouse's whiskers, and the mouse had the elephant's head, and the elephant's tusks, and the elephant had the mouse's body, and the mouse had the elephant's body, and they both switched tails, and the elephant was as small as a mouse? What do you think would happen?
What if a frog had a fly's wings, and a fly's eyes, and a fly's head, and a fly's hairy body, and a fly's legs? Now then, what if the fly had frog's legs, and a frog's head, and last, but not least, a frog's body? What do you think would happen?
What if an anteater had long, long legs, and his tail shrunk, and his nose shrunk, and he grew tiny, tiny horns, and a long neck, and many spots? What would he be?
What if a turtle had a cottontail, and long ears, and a tiny nose, and a rabbit's head, and body, and legs? Now, what if the rabbit had the turtle's shell, and the turtle's flippers, and the turtle's head? Now, what do you think would happen?
This is the cat that sat on my hat. This is the goat that jumped on my coat. This is the fox that ran off with my socks. These are the ants that chewed up my pants. These are the flies that borrowed my ties. This is the moth that ate up my cloth. This is the glutton, who ate my last button. And this is me.
Scenes with Narrator 3
[in the forest, a little girl, and her mother are walking through the woods towards a garden, as they explore the secrets and wonders of nature; the little girl asks her mother a question about one of the secrets and wonders of nature itself]
[to her mother] Mama, how do butterflies make more butterflies?
Well, let's look and find out.
[in the garden, we see two butterflies, a male one, and a female one, as they both begin a courtship display by showing off their wings; the two butterflies then clasp themselves together to mate, as they both fertilize their egg and sperm cells together; one of the two butterflies watched, as the other butterfly lays her eggs on a nearby leaf; and finally, the two butterflies both fly off into the distance as they abandoned the eggs; we see a close-up view of the butterfly eggs]
Eggs.
[we see through the butterfly eggs, as we see the tiny caterpillars developing inside them; we take a closer look at one of the butterfly eggs, as one of the tiny caterpillars begins to move around; we see the rest of the tiny caterpillars moving around within the butterfly eggs]
Caterpillars.
[the tiny caterpillars all hatched out of the butterfly eggs, and then begin to explore the world around them; we see the tiny caterpillars crawl around the ground, as they munch on some leaves on some nearby plants; the tiny caterpillars grow into bigger caterpillars when they shed their exoskeletons, as colors begin to show on their bodies; the bigger caterpillars continue to crawl around the ground, as they munch on some leaves on some nearby plants; the caterpillars crawled off into the distance, and then disappeared into hiding; one of the caterpillars stopped by to look at the viewer, and then crawls off into the distance; some time later, the caterpillar is crawling on a tree branch, and then crawls right towards underneath the tree branch, and finally hangs upside down; the caterpillar begins to produce and turn into a chrysalis, as he weaves the chrysalis from his tail upside down, then all around his body, and then right up to his head, and finally his entire body is all covered up and hidden inside the chrysalis; the leaves fall off the trees, as autumn falls in the garden, then snow falls to the ground, as winter falls in the garden; the new year begins, as the snow melts away, and then spring falls in the garden; suddenly, the caterpillar has turned into a newly butterfly while he was inside the chrysalis, as he hatches out of the chrysalis, and then crawls onto the top of the chrysalis; the butterfly's body grew long and slender, and the butterfly's wings grew big and colorful; the butterfly begins to leap into the air, and then starts flying around the garden; suddenly, the butterfly notices a nearby flower down below, and then flies down to take a closer look at it; the butterfly lands on the flower's petals, and then looks at the flower's center; the butterfly sticks out his long proboscis, and then sticks it into the flower's center; the butterfly drank up all the nectar out of the flower, shoots his long proboscis back into his mouth, and then looks at the viewer with glee, as the camera zooms in close into the butterfly's head; the butterfly flies off by abandoning the flower, and then flies around the garden, and finally abandons the garden by flying off into the distance, and then lands onto the ground; the screen then pans out, and we see that the butterfly is in the middle of a field, as the butterfly looks around, and then calls out by screaming uncontrollably at the viewer]
[calling] HEY, TIBI!!!!!!!!!!
[the butterfly continues looking around, and then looks at the viewer, as the music ends in the background]
This WEIRD story of "Wanda the Witch" is brought to you, courtesy of the letter W. Wanda the Witch lived somewhere WEST of WASHINGTON. Around her WAIST, instead of her belt, she brought a WORM. Wanda had a pet WEASEL.
I am a WEASEL.
And on her head...a WIRY WIG. On WEDNESDAY, in the middle of the WINTER, Wanda walked to the WELL, to get WATER to wash her WIG. Hah! The WHEEL on the WELL was WORN. And Wanda grew WEARY. So...she WAVED her WAND, had a WASHTUB filled with WARM WATER. And just as Wanda was about to drop her WIG into the warm water... A WILD WIND, WHIPPED THE WIG FROM HER HAND, AND BLEWED IT AWAY FOREVER!! WITCH thought Wanda did left it. WITCHES who WASHED their WIGS, on WINDY WIND to WEDNESDAYS, are WACKY.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
This WITCH story is brought to you, courtesy of the letter W.
What's happening, boy?
I don't know.
What's that?
I don't know.
It looks like a fish hook
It's not a fish hook. It's a J.
The what?
The letter J. Like to hear a story about the letter J, boys?
Yes.
Once upon a time, a guy named JOE noticed the JUNEBUG on his toe. He put it in the JAR and started to go, but here come the JUDGE say "No, no, NO!!" But JOE said "Why?" and started to JUMP, and danced a JIG on an old tree stump, then JOGGED along to the city dump, where he JAMMED the JUNEBUG in a tire pump. Then the JUDGE caught up and started to wail, and said to JOE JUSTICE will prevail. And the JURY met and set to bail, and JOE got an hour on the city JAIL.
So that's the letter J?
It's still look like a fish hook.
You know what else we learnt?
Yeah! "Don't JIVE a JUDGE by JAMMING a JUNEBUG."
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