Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door so you can see in.
Why?
To prevent an ambush.
Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies.
But then anyone can just look in and see you.
Our policy is, we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyeful, well, we say "Enjoy the show."
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